My brain's contents are as follows:
cockenblog:

"Okay, Brent, here’s what I’m thinking. We’ll put the broad tits up and spread eagle in her underwear, and then the dude can just…uh…. I don’t know, take off his shoes." - the pitch meeting for this ad

cockenblog:

"Okay, Brent, here’s what I’m thinking. We’ll put the broad tits up and spread eagle in her underwear, and then the dude can just…uh…. I don’t know, take off his shoes." - the pitch meeting for this ad

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

nichole337vevo:

😔
rightsided:

This is exactly what happened.

rightsided:

This is exactly what happened.

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

snapily:

a girl walks by. I say, ’ I wish I had her legs.’ Suddenly there are a pair of legs in in my hand. People are screaming. What have I done

knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse. 

ratchetmessreturns:

When you think your life is rough.. there is always someone who has it worse.