*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
petition to stop the use of the word schlong
what is schlong with it
why cant we all just get aschlong
so no one told you life was gonna be this way
your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay
it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here
for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years
but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall
tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before
tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do
“mommy, can I-“
“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”
Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.
what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office
why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe
Yeah like where did it come from where did it go
did you just
bitch she might have
That’s eight. In one screen. I’m dying.
I only see sevennnn. :(
Star Wars, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock, Dr. Who, and Homestuck. Please don’t reblog me and tag it I can’t stand any more notes.
Delete the post then.
imagine walking home to your family after a hard day of work and being all excited to see your lovely wife and kids and you smile at your significantly larger neighbor and they cringe at you but you dont let it ruin your day and then sUDDENLY A HUGE GIANT HUMAN SHOE COMES DOWN AND CRUSHES YOUR ENTIRE BODY AND AS THE SHOE IS LIFTED YOU SEE YOUR NEIGHBOR STANDING OVER YOU AS YOU DIE IN PURE AGONY. YOU ARE A BUG. THE NEIGHBOR IS ME. WHAT HAVE I DONE.
-cue Monty Python Theme-