Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
why cant i cry money instead of tears
my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies