My brain's contents are as follows:
toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

seraphic-stardust:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

seraphic-stardust:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies