nawsike:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

profound-destiel:

Never seen these two scenes put together, so here you go. (X) (X)

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

mrscalypsojackson:

ohjaimelannister:

Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

uhuran:

what if every time hannibal made a subtle cannibalism joke he just turned and looked at the camera like in the office

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

did you just

bitch she might have

i-am-momo-senpai:

unlimitedbeef:

i-am-spades-senpai-and-i:

That’s eight. In one screen. I’m dying.

I only see sevennnn. :(

Star Wars, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock, Dr. Who, and Homestuck. Please don’t reblog me and tag it I can’t stand any more notes.

Delete the post then.

nightingalemelodies:

lolzpicx:

IN FUCKING COMIC SANS, I CAN’T BREATHE OAISHFOAISHFAW

destielismylove:

lepreas:

You: Send me WEiRd AsKs! LoLZ!

Me: -weird ask-

You: ….Wot?

Me: -.-

sodamnrelatable:

strikeupthebandom:

imagine walking home to your family after a hard day of work and being all excited to see your lovely wife and kids and you smile at your significantly larger neighbor and they cringe at you but you dont let it ruin your day and then sUDDENLY A HUGE GIANT HUMAN SHOE COMES DOWN AND CRUSHES YOUR ENTIRE BODY AND AS THE SHOE IS LIFTED YOU SEE YOUR NEIGHBOR STANDING OVER YOU AS YOU DIE IN PURE AGONY. YOU ARE A BUG. THE NEIGHBOR IS ME. WHAT HAVE I DONE.

-cue Monty Python Theme-